Resurrection of the Soldiers

This is “The Resurrection of the Soldiers” by Stanley Spencer and it’s the first thing you see as you enter Sandham Memorial Chapel. It takes up the entire altar wall. No photography allowed so I scanned a postcard, but the real thing I could look at for hours.

The walls are lined with these grotesque (in the artistic sense), blank faced paintings of Spencer’s war experiences: little emotion gets through via the faces but the body languages and the distortions make up for it. On either side the paintings lead inexorably to the Resurrection. The last painting before it on the left shows men in the trenches emerging from their foxholes at the start of another day – but even some of them are glancing over their shoulder towards it, as if aware something amazing is going on which they will get to in due course, having first got through the next 24 hours. Or not.

We’ve all seen paintings of the Last Days and all that: God’s somewhat smug elect with eyes raised adoringly to Heaven, the other lot all descending down unto gleeful demons and pitchforks. But even among the upward-bound crowd, the glorious crowd of witnesses, I’ve never had the feeling of any kind of relationship between them other than that they all made the right life choices (or possibly the right death choices).

But here we see a crowd of men who didn’t have time for thought-out choices; they lived and died together very suddenly, knocked flat by the full brutality of modern warfare, and the first thing they see on being raised up again is each other. Being British they shake hands in a rather po-faced way: “What ho, Pongo. Heard you bought it at the Somme. Jolly good show.” But judge it by the context of the times, the 1920s, and you immediately see what it’s getting at. The Resurrection isn’t just a box-ticking exercise to round off God’s plan for mankind: it’s personal and awe inspiring.

Having shook, they all trudge off to present their crosses to Christ, who looks rather surprised at the gesture. “What, for me?”

There’s probably theological significance in this chap at Christ’s feet, studying the image on the cross rather than the living original behind him. I’m wondering if he can’t quite believe it yet: he’s taken on board the theology, he knows what’s happening but can’t quite make the leap from the theory to the practical. Well, no one’s rushing him – he has all the time in … um … the world.

The colours are dull, the people are brutal and ugly, but I find more hope in Spencer’s Resurrection of the Soldiers than in a thousand of Michelangelo’s.

Whee!

Today I was in a videoconference. Sitting in the videoconference suite (in the same place as Richard Dawkins once sat: cor) there were two screens opposite me, one showing a live image of me and the other the same image after it had been through the network, with about half a second delay.

First I worked out that if I kept my head still, looked away with my eyes and looked back at the screen, I could see my own eyes apparently move independently.

Then I worked out that if I lifted up one hand and then the other very quickly, I could do a Mexican wave with myself.

That’s what technology is for.

Back when pad didn’t even mean “pad” …


What do you mean, what is it?

It’s a JNT PAD. It says so on the front, in a font that looks suspiciously like Comic Sans, only that didn’t exist back when this baby was made.

JNT = the Joint Network Team, the group set up to research and ultimately implement a UK-wide computer network for research and education, which lives today as JANET. PAD = Packet Assembler / Disassembler – a device used to connect circuit-based computer terminals to a packet-switching network such as … oh, I dunno … the Internet.

In other words, this little gadget – well, I say little, it measures 21 x 27 x 46 cm – was quite important in the history of networking.

It could presumably connect 16 terminals to a network, judging by the connections on the back – plus, which makes it so sweet, in the top left corner, a socket for connecting a cassette facility. Bless! That was the point at which I actually wanted to hug it.

The JNT sponsored its development in 1980 and placed an initial market-glutting order of 50 with Camtec. A further impetuous (gasp) 85 were ordered in 1981. The mad, mad fools! It’ll never catch on.

Photos taken by friend and colleague Sue, who is available at reasonable costs for any respectable function requiring skilled photography.