The car on the left, number plate obscured, is ours. We were there first. We came back from the shops to find the car on the right, black Citroen no. LC04AWA, had urgently parked next to us. So urgently it was choosing to ignore the niceties of white lines and other conventions like that.
Let me stress that under no circumstances should the words “learn to drive yer husband’s car, luv” be used in this kind of situation, unless of course you can guarantee you’re offending the right person. Just bear in mind it might have been the husband driving and have the courtesy to refine your offensive jeers accordingly.