The new New World Order

In January 2011 I got one of those emails every author likes to get from time to time, from a fan saying how much he liked The New World Order, my deliberately Turtledovian take on the English Civil War.*

Oh, and he was John Wakefield, Head of Speech Broadcasting at University Radio York, and would I mind if he adapted it as a radio drama?

Hmm, decisions, decisions. One of those things for which you really need to go on a long walk, indulge in a couple of cold showers, maybe sign up for a meditation course to put you into the right frame of mind for weighing up the pros and cons … Okay, it took about 1.5ms to say yes. Rather, yes in principle, but sadly you ought to be asking the rights department of Random House, not me.

Which he did, and they said yes, and everything went quiet for a while … until now. Part 1 will be broadcast this Sunday, 11th November, by URY and part 2 on the 18th. That means it won’t be heard on the air outside the university campus, but as far as I can tell from their website, it’s streamed. Just saying.

I’ve had the pleasure of a preview of both parts and it is excellent. I find it hard to believe these are fresh-faced students. It has a specially composed score and a cast of tens. It was odd to hear someone else’s interpretation of what a Holekhor accent ought to sound like, and I always imagined Oliver Cromwell as sounding like Bernard Matthews, and sadly my dream cast of Russell Crowe, Kate O’Mara and Philip Madoc (in his War Chief role) were unavailable and in one case dead – but against that are some pitch perfect performances. I must single out the actor playing Prince/King Charles who manages exactly the right mixture of affability and spite, plus a suitably wobbly adolescent voice in the first half. My hero Daniel is cleverly played as both a 12 year old and a 17 year old by the same actor. And I was carried away by the sound effects, not least the adrenaline pumping excitement of an airship taking off – all clanging bells and shouted orders and roaring engines.

Some of the dialogue seems to be mine – which is nice, as it suggests I can actually write it – and some is revised for the purposes of the show with no discernible join, which is as it should be. A couple of scenes here and there are condensed or elided but again you can’t tell if you don’t know. I wondered if they would assay the epilogue, which describes real events in both our world and the world of the Holekhor and makes it obvious (to us) exactly who they are, but that bit was omitted – probably for the best.

It’s a shame it’s a one-off performance; I hope John and the rest of the team can use it in a portfolio for a future career. I wish them every well-deserved success.

(* Summary: dimension-hopping technologically advanced Neanderthals return from whence their ancestors disappeared to thousands of years ago and interrupt the events of 1645.)

Skyfall: gripes & greats

Skyfall isn’t quite up there with Casino Royale but still pretty premier league – and face it, any way from Quantum of Solace is up.

But it came damn close to losing me in the first ten minutes, pre-credit sequences. It’s no great spoiler to say that at one stage Bond suffers what in most human beings would be a non-fatal but still severely debilitating wound. Its effect on him is to make him look mildly more dyspeptic and he then carries on as normal.

I have no problem with the thought of an immortal Bond who shrugs off these minor inconveniences, or even who never gets hit at all (I can’t see Moore doing this scene, for instance). But I do prefer the 21st century’s new, vulnerable Bond as being generally more dramatically satisfying – so let him be vulnerable!  Bond isn’t Bourne – one of Quantum‘s many flaws was that it was edited as if he was – and in several later scenes we get clear evidence that Bond isn’t as  young and sprightly as he used to be. If being wounded serves absolutely no purpose, don’t wound him.

(And, Hollywood, a long fall into water can kill you just as quickly as a long fall onto ground. Just saying.)

Other than that I will allow Bond his non-reliance on oxygen in the atmosphere, his invulnerability to shockwaves, and other little quirks that presumably he picked up in training for the 00 section. Later in the film we learn that Bond is keeping as private property an item that used to belong to Q branch, and it still has all the Q branch bells and whistles in full functioning order. It’s hard to imagine a private citizen, even 007, being able to do that (regular servicing would be a right bugger) … but I’ll allow that too it because it’s fun.

Fun, and with much to love for Bond geeks. Never before has the simple sight of a hatstand (in the last couple of minutes) suddenly made me feel all excited and tingly with anticipation for what might be about to transpire – and it doesn’t disappoint.

I like the way that this Bond is no longer an agent in isolation, but backed up by a supporting organisation, all played by actors with the chops to come across as a group of competent professionals. Which, face it, is how we all hope MI6 really is. And bearing in mind what transpires between Bond and one of the new faces early on in the movie, before they’re properly introduced, I can only say it’s a shame that Lois Maxwell wasn’t around to see it.

Covers!

Clarion Publishing has unveiled the covers for next year’s re-publication of His Majesty’s Starship and Jeapes Japes

JeapesJapesCoverBenJeapes 250x400 First Look: His Majestys Starship, and Jeapes Japes cover artwork HMSSCoverBenJeapes 250x400 First Look: His Majestys Starship, and Jeapes Japes cover artwork

Both excellent pieces of artwork by Dominic Harman. Tell me they aren’t nice!

I’m especially pleased with the cover for HMSS, which (I think) was once an Interzone cover … or was it … well, wherever it was that I first saw it, it’s stuck in my mind and I’m delighted we get to use it. As for resemblance to contents, ahem, well, the book has spaceships. And planets.

The cover for Japes is pretty nifty too, though I’ll be the first to admit that resemblance to contents is … um. Whatever comes below ‘minimal’ ‘Zero’? But that is made up for by the nice use of Star Wars-ish font, and more to the point, it’s my book.