{"id":1717,"date":"2008-09-15T13:22:17","date_gmt":"2008-09-15T13:22:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.benjeapes.com\/?p=1717"},"modified":"2022-08-26T08:33:02","modified_gmt":"2022-08-26T08:33:02","slug":"cattle-1-bloated-plutocrats-0","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.benjeapes.com\/index.php\/2008\/09\/cattle-1-bloated-plutocrats-0\/","title":{"rendered":"Cattle 1, Bloated Plutocrats 0"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>We&#8217;ve all seen those trains, haven&#8217;t we, where personal space in second class, or whatever we call it nowadays , is so minimal that you&#8217;re exchanging particles at a quantum level with your neighbour and the first class contains endless vistas of empty seats stretching all the way to your destination?<\/p>\n<p>So how satisfying was it to hear the following announcement on today&#8217;s 18.00 from Paddington to Didcot, paraphrased from memory:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>&#8220;First Great Western is very sorry to inform passengers in the first class carriages that we will be unable to provide a tea service until after Reading. This is because there are so many passengers standing in the lump-it carriages that we are unable to get the trolley through to you while the train is in motion. If you are in need of refreshment and can&#8217;t wait, please come to the buffet car.&#8221;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Brothers and sisters, it starts here.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>We&#8217;ve all seen those trains, haven&#8217;t we, where personal space in second class, or whatever we call it nowadays , is so minimal that you&#8217;re exchanging particles at a quantum level with your neighbour and the first class contains endless &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.benjeapes.com\/index.php\/2008\/09\/cattle-1-bloated-plutocrats-0\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[20,374],"class_list":["post-1717","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bens-life","tag-life","tag-trains"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.benjeapes.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1717","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.benjeapes.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.benjeapes.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.benjeapes.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.benjeapes.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1717"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.benjeapes.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1717\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4215,"href":"https:\/\/www.benjeapes.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1717\/revisions\/4215"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.benjeapes.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1717"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.benjeapes.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1717"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.benjeapes.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1717"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}