{"id":1436,"date":"2009-07-03T13:45:26","date_gmt":"2009-07-03T13:45:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.benjeapes.com\/?p=1436"},"modified":"2022-08-26T08:30:31","modified_gmt":"2022-08-26T08:30:31","slug":"oink","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.benjeapes.com\/index.php\/2009\/07\/oink\/","title":{"rendered":"Oink"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Only kidding. I&#8217;m reasonably certain that I just have a typical summer cold, nothing worse. Grounds for this are the regular metronomic progression of symptoms \u2013 a sore throat earlier this week, a day or so of no discernible symptoms and then yesterday the awareness that I was sneezing more than usual. Then I woke up at 2.30 this morning with a blocked\/runny nose, one of the most irritating symptom combinations ever devised, and thereafter it was a couple of minutes sleep maximum, clutching a Kleenex, each time waiting for the next sudden gush of snot. Lovely.<\/p>\n<p>But it meant that come 6am I was pretty certain I should be staying in bed, and so I did. This meant that when the heavens broke round about 7am, I was lying in a comfortable warm bed in a cool, shaded room listening to them. This is an experience everyone should have. Pause to think how rarely it happens. Torrential rain like that itself is rare. If you&#8217;re in bed when it comes then you&#8217;re probably asleep, or have been woken up in the small hours so are grumpy and resentful, or you&#8217;re trying to get to sleep in the first place. But to lie there, awake, with a totally clear conscience and to hear it tipping down all around you is an awesome, near religious feeling.<\/p>\n<p>Once it had stopped \u2013 which it did all at once, like turning off a tap \u2013 I realised the sash windows had all been open top and bottom so all the windowsills needed mopping down. Meh. Worth it.<\/p>\n<p>Best Beloved was on her way to work when the rain hit and got totally drenched. There are plus sides to working in a theological college, and one of them is that she could simply proceed on into work and borrow a surplus surplice and robe. Apparently the robe gaped a little so the surplice was used as an undergarment. Part of her job is to greet visitors and I wish I had been there to see it.<\/p>\n<p>Now tired, headachey &#8230; the cold progresses as normal. Should be done by the end of the weekend. Unless it is something worse. Again I say, oink.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Only kidding. I&#8217;m reasonably certain that I just have a typical summer cold, nothing worse. Grounds for this are the regular metronomic progression of symptoms \u2013 a sore throat earlier this week, a day or so of no discernible symptoms &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.benjeapes.com\/index.php\/2009\/07\/oink\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[277,278,20,279],"class_list":["post-1436","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bens-life","tag-cold","tag-illness","tag-life","tag-rain"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.benjeapes.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1436","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.benjeapes.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.benjeapes.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.benjeapes.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.benjeapes.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1436"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.benjeapes.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1436\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1437,"href":"https:\/\/www.benjeapes.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1436\/revisions\/1437"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.benjeapes.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1436"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.benjeapes.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1436"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.benjeapes.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1436"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}