{"id":1339,"date":"2009-09-18T12:29:29","date_gmt":"2009-09-18T12:29:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.benjeapes.com\/?p=1339"},"modified":"2022-08-26T08:29:08","modified_gmt":"2022-08-26T08:29:08","slug":"the-lesser-of-two-weevils","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.benjeapes.com\/index.php\/2009\/09\/the-lesser-of-two-weevils\/","title":{"rendered":"The lesser of two weevils"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Tomorrow is\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Talk_like_a_pirate\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">International Talk Like A Pirate Day<\/a>. I will be seriously disappointed if I meet anyone who does any such thing.<\/p>\n<p>I will however buy a drink for anyone I meet who observes\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/nielsenhayden.com\/makinglight\/archives\/006847.html#96745\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">International Talk Like Dr Stephen Maturin Day<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Tomorrow is\u00a0International Talk Like A Pirate Day. I will be seriously disappointed if I meet anyone who does any such thing. I will however buy a drink for anyone I meet who observes\u00a0International Talk Like Dr Stephen Maturin Day.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[253,254,142],"class_list":["post-1339","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bens-life","tag-dr-stephen-maturin","tag-pirates","tag-silly"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.benjeapes.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1339","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.benjeapes.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.benjeapes.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.benjeapes.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.benjeapes.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1339"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.benjeapes.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1339\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4075,"href":"https:\/\/www.benjeapes.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1339\/revisions\/4075"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.benjeapes.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1339"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.benjeapes.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1339"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.benjeapes.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1339"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}