{"id":1332,"date":"2009-11-02T13:03:05","date_gmt":"2009-11-02T13:03:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.benjeapes.com\/?p=1332"},"modified":"2022-08-26T08:30:44","modified_gmt":"2022-08-26T08:30:44","slug":"news-of-the-screws","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.benjeapes.com\/index.php\/2009\/11\/news-of-the-screws\/","title":{"rendered":"News of the screws"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The door of a kitchen cupboard came away in Best Beloved&#8217;s hand. Diagnosis was easy, the cure even easier. The two screws that hold it to the top hinge had worked loose and didn&#8217;t grip the wood. They just went round and round and round. It wasn&#8217;t hard to find two similar screws in the jam jar full of loose screws left over from this job and that: similar but longer, so they do actually dig into the wood but not so long that they go all the way through.<\/p>\n<p>Job done.<\/p>\n<p>Yet now I find myself thinking of that jam jar. I have never consciously cultivated a screw collection, but there the jar is, full of them, all lengths and widths and sizes, long and short, bronze or steel, flat head or Phillips.<\/p>\n<p>Should I be worried that I have accumulated so many left over screws? What are they left over from?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The door of a kitchen cupboard came away in Best Beloved&#8217;s hand. Diagnosis was easy, the cure even easier. The two screws that hold it to the top hinge had worked loose and didn&#8217;t grip the wood. They just went &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.benjeapes.com\/index.php\/2009\/11\/news-of-the-screws\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[20,250],"class_list":["post-1332","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bens-life","tag-life","tag-screws"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.benjeapes.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1332","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.benjeapes.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.benjeapes.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.benjeapes.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.benjeapes.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1332"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.benjeapes.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1332\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1334,"href":"https:\/\/www.benjeapes.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1332\/revisions\/1334"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.benjeapes.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1332"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.benjeapes.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1332"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.benjeapes.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1332"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}