{"id":1133,"date":"2010-06-05T12:43:50","date_gmt":"2010-06-05T12:43:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.benjeapes.com\/?p=1133"},"modified":"2022-08-26T08:29:23","modified_gmt":"2022-08-26T08:29:23","slug":"standard-of-crosswords-still-quite-good-though","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.benjeapes.com\/index.php\/2010\/06\/standard-of-crosswords-still-quite-good-though\/","title":{"rendered":"Standard of crosswords still quite good, though"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Question in today&#8217;s\u00a0<em>Times<\/em>, summarised:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>&#8220;I just walked in on my 15-year-old son having sex with a girl he barely knows in our living room and I&#8217;m not sure how to talk to him about it.&#8221;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Answer, summarised:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>&#8220;Look up your local STD clinics and leave a glass jar of loose condoms in the bathroom, topping it up occasionally so you can never really tell if the level goes down.&#8221;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Did you know the\u00a0<em>Times\u00a0<\/em>was once considered so important to the British way of life that Goebbels ordered a daily translation?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Question in today&#8217;s\u00a0Times, summarised: &#8220;I just walked in on my 15-year-old son having sex with a girl he barely knows in our living room and I&#8217;m not sure how to talk to him about it.&#8221; Answer, summarised: &#8220;Look up your &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.benjeapes.com\/index.php\/2010\/06\/standard-of-crosswords-still-quite-good-though\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[20,158,159],"class_list":["post-1133","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bens-life","tag-life","tag-sex","tag-times"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.benjeapes.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1133","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.benjeapes.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.benjeapes.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.benjeapes.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.benjeapes.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1133"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.benjeapes.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1133\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3992,"href":"https:\/\/www.benjeapes.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1133\/revisions\/3992"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.benjeapes.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1133"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.benjeapes.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1133"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.benjeapes.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1133"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}