{"id":1093,"date":"2010-07-15T12:12:25","date_gmt":"2010-07-15T12:12:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.benjeapes.com\/?p=1093"},"modified":"2022-08-26T08:29:09","modified_gmt":"2022-08-26T08:29:09","slug":"the-man-they-couldnt-pin-down","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.benjeapes.com\/index.php\/2010\/07\/the-man-they-couldnt-pin-down\/","title":{"rendered":"The man they couldn&#8217;t pin down"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>First chapter of latest novel:<\/p>\n<div><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/s.iwl.me\/w.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"120\" \/><\/p>\n<div>I write like<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/iwl.me\/w\/147eabd8\">H. P. Lovecraft<\/a><\/div>\n<p>Second chapter of latest novel:<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/s.iwl.me\/w.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"120\" \/><\/p>\n<div>I write like<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/iwl.me\/w\/2b568272\">Chuck Palahniuk<\/a><\/div>\n<div>(Who? Oh,\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Chuck_palahniuk\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">him<\/a>.)<\/div>\n<div>Third chapter of latest novel:<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/s.iwl.me\/w.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"120\" \/><\/p>\n<div>\n<div>I write like<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/iwl.me\/w\/cfe99843\">Dan Brown<\/a><\/div>\n<p>I decided to stop there.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>First chapter of latest novel: I write like H. P. Lovecraft Second chapter of latest novel: I write like Chuck Palahniuk (Who? Oh,\u00a0him.) Third chapter of latest novel: I write like Dan Brown I decided to stop there.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[22],"tags":[142,21],"class_list":["post-1093","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-writing-2","tag-silly","tag-writing"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.benjeapes.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1093","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.benjeapes.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.benjeapes.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.benjeapes.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.benjeapes.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1093"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.benjeapes.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1093\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3926,"href":"https:\/\/www.benjeapes.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1093\/revisions\/3926"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.benjeapes.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1093"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.benjeapes.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1093"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.benjeapes.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1093"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}