{"id":1088,"date":"2010-07-17T17:44:34","date_gmt":"2010-07-17T17:44:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.benjeapes.com\/?p=1088"},"modified":"2022-08-26T08:29:38","modified_gmt":"2022-08-26T08:29:38","slug":"seriously-opposed-to-christ-agency","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.benjeapes.com\/index.php\/2010\/07\/seriously-opposed-to-christ-agency\/","title":{"rendered":"Seriously Opposed to Christ Agency"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>You might think that\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/www.soca.gov.uk\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">SOCA<\/a>, if you&#8217;ve heard of it at all, is the Serious Organised Crime Agency, the nearest Brit equivalent to the FBI, the Untouchables, the high-tech Thin Blue Line that stands between law and anarchy.<\/p>\n<p>You fools, I once thought that too until the scales fell from my eyes as I walked down Park Road this afternoon. The truth was tacked to a tree just outside St Michael&#8217;s.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/_JWWitj1uFEg\/TEHeCUyMm6I\/AAAAAAAABJM\/tDSE3_gwPs0\/s1600\/DSC00082.JPG\"><img decoding=\"async\" id=\"BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5494917151889071010\" class=\"aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/_JWWitj1uFEg\/TEHeCUyMm6I\/AAAAAAAABJM\/tDSE3_gwPs0\/s400\/DSC00082.JPG\" alt=\"\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a>Truly, there can only be one reason that SOCA&#8217;s logo resembles the description of the Biblical Beast. Just in case you think that&#8217;s circumstantial, there was a URL at the bottom which I have blanked out to preserve your sanity and innocence. Just trust me that it takes you to a very long web page &#8211; a lesser mind would say &#8220;rambling&#8221;, I prefer &#8220;comprehensively argued&#8221; &#8211; that starts with the eye-catching line: &#8220;Visiting pornographic chat rooms I discovered the girls were captives [&#8230;] The girls I met are locked up for an existance of being forced to have sex with animals or Mafia &#8230;&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Following that discovery, our hero stumbled across a veritable web of vileness and corruption that involves Google, Yahoo and\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/serco.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Serco<\/a>. He mistakenly took his evidence to SOCA, only to discover that\u00a0<em>they are in it too<\/em>, having started well but been corrupted by the Freemasons, an organisation which includes both George Bushes, Barack Obama and Tony Blair. And guess who provided SOCA&#8217;s IT systems? Serco. Can it get more conclusive?<\/p>\n<p>Unfortunately it does with screenful after screenful that takes our hero to destinations including Russia, Estonia, Poland and Auschwitz. I then came to a link to Page 2, but ventured no further. There&#8217;s a black helicopter hovering outside the window and the doorbell just rang and-<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>You might think that\u00a0SOCA, if you&#8217;ve heard of it at all, is the Serious Organised Crime Agency, the nearest Brit equivalent to the FBI, the Untouchables, the high-tech Thin Blue Line that stands between law and anarchy. You fools, I &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.benjeapes.com\/index.php\/2010\/07\/seriously-opposed-to-christ-agency\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[139],"class_list":["post-1088","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bens-life","tag-sad-but-true"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.benjeapes.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1088","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.benjeapes.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.benjeapes.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.benjeapes.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.benjeapes.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1088"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.benjeapes.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1088\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3925,"href":"https:\/\/www.benjeapes.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1088\/revisions\/3925"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.benjeapes.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1088"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.benjeapes.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1088"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.benjeapes.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1088"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}