{"id":1070,"date":"2010-08-14T17:30:33","date_gmt":"2010-08-14T17:30:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.benjeapes.com\/?p=1070"},"modified":"2022-08-26T08:28:39","modified_gmt":"2022-08-26T08:28:39","slug":"turkish-delight-well-what-else-could-i-call-this-post","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.benjeapes.com\/index.php\/2010\/08\/turkish-delight-well-what-else-could-i-call-this-post\/","title":{"rendered":"Turkish delight (well, what else could I call this post?)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/4.bp.blogspot.com\/_JWWitj1uFEg\/TGbCIddu_CI\/AAAAAAAABO8\/dYTefj3jKwY\/s1600\/DSC00100.JPG\"><img decoding=\"async\" id=\"BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5505301045111094306\" class=\"aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/4.bp.blogspot.com\/_JWWitj1uFEg\/TGbCIddu_CI\/AAAAAAAABO8\/dYTefj3jKwY\/s400\/DSC00100.JPG\" alt=\"\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>The Vampire Plagues has arrived in Turkey, or at least\u00a0<em>London<\/em>, the first volume has. As you can see it continues the<a href=\"http:\/\/benjeapes.blogspot.com\/2010\/05\/so-totally-not-twilight.html\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">\u00a0totally not being Twilight in any way shape or form<\/a>vibe. I don&#8217;t know whether &#8220;Vampir Alacakaranligi&#8221; means either &#8220;Vampire Plagues&#8221; or &#8220;Vampire Dusk&#8221; but I do know it&#8217;s not something to say lightly.<\/p>\n<p>In fact a lot of Turkish seems to be made up of words that people forgot to stop spelling. Give or take an accent or two, &#8220;<em>Jack Harkett lurked beside a pile of weathered tea crates from a Calcutta merchant ship<\/em>&#8221; comes out as &#8220;<em>Jack Harkett, Kalka\u2019dan gelen bir ticaret gemisinden indirilen g\u00fcnes ve r\u00fczg\u00e2rdan yipranmis \u00e7ay kasalarinin olusturdugu bir yiginin yaninda salaniyordu<\/em>&#8220;. And boutros boutros to you, too. &#8220;<em>Goodbye, Father<\/em>&#8221; is (rather sweetly) &#8220;<em>G\u00fcle g\u00fcle, baba<\/em>&#8220;. I&#8217;m very pleased with myself for tracking down a line in the mass of Turkish text without reference to the English at all:\u00a0<em>&#8220;Limon yemek istiyormus da limon onu yemis gibi g\u00f6r\u00fcn\u00fcyor<\/em>&#8221; (&#8220;<em>She looks like she wanted to suck a lemon, only it sucked her instead<\/em>&#8220;.)<\/p>\n<p>One day &#8211; one day, I promise &#8211; I will use my Swedish copy of\u00a0<em>Vampyrguden\u00a0<\/em>as a Rosetta Stone for learning my wife&#8217;s mother tongue. Learning Turkish, for the time being, goes on the back burner.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The Vampire Plagues has arrived in Turkey, or at least\u00a0London, the first volume has. As you can see it continues the\u00a0totally not being Twilight in any way shape or formvibe. I don&#8217;t know whether &#8220;Vampir Alacakaranligi&#8221; means either &#8220;Vampire Plagues&#8221; &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.benjeapes.com\/index.php\/2010\/08\/turkish-delight-well-what-else-could-i-call-this-post\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[19],"tags":[129,130],"class_list":["post-1070","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-books","tag-turkey","tag-vampire-plagues"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.benjeapes.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1070","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.benjeapes.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.benjeapes.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.benjeapes.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.benjeapes.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1070"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.benjeapes.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1070\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3916,"href":"https:\/\/www.benjeapes.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1070\/revisions\/3916"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.benjeapes.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1070"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.benjeapes.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1070"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.benjeapes.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1070"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}