{"id":1068,"date":"2010-08-15T17:28:51","date_gmt":"2010-08-15T17:28:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.benjeapes.com\/?p=1068"},"modified":"2022-08-26T08:28:40","modified_gmt":"2022-08-26T08:28:40","slug":"vroom-vroom-bork-bork-bork","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.benjeapes.com\/index.php\/2010\/08\/vroom-vroom-bork-bork-bork\/","title":{"rendered":"Vroom vroom bork bork bork"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"post-body-2356224561970307033\">In Switzerland, apparently, speeding fines are determined by the speed you were doing and by your ability to pay. So, the Swedish gent who was clocked by Swiss police doing 290km\/h or 180mph in a Mercedes sports car &#8220;<a href=\"http:\/\/www.bbc.co.uk\/news\/world-europe-10960230\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">could be given a world-record speeding fine of SFr1.08m ($1m; \u00a3656,000), prosecutors say<\/a>.&#8221;<\/div>\n<div>This being Switzerland there will be four words for &#8220;<a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Schadenfreude\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">schadenfreude<\/a>&#8220;, one of which is &#8220;schadenfreude&#8221;.<\/div>\n<div>And yet &#8230;<\/div>\n<div>This guy is Swedish, which I happen to know means he comes from a land where the average speed limit is 80 or 90km\/h. Occasionally, just occasionally, a really good stretch of road will let you up to 100 and sometimes they go mad and let you do 110 for a stretch of about five miles before welcome sanity kicks in and they rope you back to 80 again.<\/div>\n<div>For ease of reference, 8km = 5m. Do the maths.<\/div>\n<div>Approaching a junction, even if you&#8217;re in a 110 zone, the limit goes down to 70. And there are a\u00a0<em>lot<\/em>\u00a0of speed cameras. They&#8217;re sign-posted but they&#8217;re also unobtrusive &#8211; just slender little blue poles by the side of the road.<\/div>\n<div>Not that most Swedes pay the limits the slightest attention, as far as I could see. We were rocking in the slipstream of Saabs and Volvos more times than I could remember. But even so, I do sympathise that this guy has probably wanted to go fast since he was born, and putting him a Merc in another country is just asking for trouble.<\/div>\n<div>Should have been a fighter pilot, then &#8230;<\/div>\n<div id=\"post-body-2356224561970307033\">\n<div>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/3.bp.blogspot.com\/_JWWitj1uFEg\/TGfNE6C6IJI\/AAAAAAAABPE\/GP5BN-psNm8\/s1600\/PICT1347.JPG\"><img decoding=\"async\" id=\"BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5505594553668346002\" class=\"aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/3.bp.blogspot.com\/_JWWitj1uFEg\/TGfNE6C6IJI\/AAAAAAAABPE\/GP5BN-psNm8\/s400\/PICT1347.JPG\" alt=\"\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In Switzerland, apparently, speeding fines are determined by the speed you were doing and by your ability to pay. So, the Swedish gent who was clocked by Swiss police doing 290km\/h or 180mph in a Mercedes sports car &#8220;could be &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.benjeapes.com\/index.php\/2010\/08\/vroom-vroom-bork-bork-bork\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1,50],"tags":[127,128,9],"class_list":["post-1068","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bens-life","category-pensees","tag-fines","tag-speed","tag-sweden"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.benjeapes.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1068","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.benjeapes.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.benjeapes.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.benjeapes.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.benjeapes.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1068"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.benjeapes.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1068\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3915,"href":"https:\/\/www.benjeapes.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1068\/revisions\/3915"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.benjeapes.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1068"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.benjeapes.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1068"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.benjeapes.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1068"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}