{"id":1018,"date":"2010-11-26T12:18:45","date_gmt":"2010-11-26T12:18:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.benjeapes.com\/?p=1018"},"modified":"2022-08-26T08:34:02","modified_gmt":"2022-08-26T08:34:02","slug":"a-modest-proposal-waldo-duvet-inc","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.benjeapes.com\/index.php\/2010\/11\/a-modest-proposal-waldo-duvet-inc\/","title":{"rendered":"A modest proposal: Waldo-Duvet Inc."},"content":{"rendered":"<div>So, it&#8217;s like a normal duvet, see, right, yeah, but about 12 inches from the top, right, you cut two holes, yeah? And over these holes you sow a pair of long-armed gloves, see, yeah, right, and they&#8217;re padded or whatever for extra warmth, yeah? And so you can lie in bed, right, see, with the duvet like right up to your neck so you&#8217;re all snug and warm and that, yeah, right?\u00a0<em>But you can also hold a book and read it!<\/em><\/div>\n<div><em><\/em>Clearly both duvet and cover will have to be synchronised.<\/div>\n<div>This is my chance to make up for not pursuing the idea I had for price comparison websites back in, um, 1996 or so.<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So, it&#8217;s like a normal duvet, see, right, yeah, but about 12 inches from the top, right, you cut two holes, yeah? And over these holes you sow a pair of long-armed gloves, see, yeah, right, and they&#8217;re padded or &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.benjeapes.com\/index.php\/2010\/11\/a-modest-proposal-waldo-duvet-inc\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[101],"class_list":["post-1018","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bens-life","tag-duvets"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.benjeapes.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1018","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.benjeapes.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.benjeapes.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.benjeapes.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.benjeapes.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1018"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.benjeapes.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1018\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3897,"href":"https:\/\/www.benjeapes.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1018\/revisions\/3897"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.benjeapes.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1018"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.benjeapes.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1018"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.benjeapes.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1018"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}