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BEN'S BIOGRAPHY From blob to boy | From boy to man | Man plus | The employee | The employer | Meanwhile ...
From blob to boy Young Ben's earliest memories are of Northern Ireland, but of his second visit there. This time the family lived in Lisburn. These memories include the day his sister arrived in this world; trying to gatecrash the headquarters of the army in Northern Ireland in his pedal car and being stopped by a grinning policeman who seemed able to guess his every move; and of seeing his father go onto a vast ship to set off on an epic sea voyage, which was probably the Belfast-Liverpool crossing.
Meanwhile he continued to rattle through primary schools at quick speed until at long last this mad whirl of just getting to know a place, making friends and losing them again was interrupted when his parents sent him to the unfortunately named Dumpton preparatory school, Wimborne, Dorset, which for all that much of the place was rooted in the Stone Age was also reasonably enjoyable. Looking back, Ben has seen that it was at an interesting stage similar to the Soviet Union in the closing days of perestroika, as the old ways and the new slugged it out between them with the boys caught in the middle. From the fact that Dumpton had a home page before his next school, Sherborne, Ben suspects the new ways won. Significant things to happen to Ben at Dumpton were: read his first Dr Who book (c. 1975), first suffered from hay fever (summer 1977) and first watched Blake's 7 (January 1978). His parents also got the one interesting posting of his entire life, to Bangladesh. All these were to have effects on his life that still haven't worn off (Ben believes every white, well-to-do middle class pre-teenager should be made to spend time in an impoverished Third World country). To his intense irritation his voice didn't break until after he had left Dumpton, which meant he had to stay in the choir right until the end.
From boy to man However, this didn't last and by the end of the first year he was reasonably enjoying himself. Ben was in Westcott House, the same as Alan Turing 50 years earlier, and he feels ridiculously smug at having heard of Turing long before most other people outside the maths and cryptography circles (for a start, every other Shirburnian shares this privilege: the biology block there is named after the great man). Reading Andrew Hodges' excellent biography Alan Turing: The Enigma many years later, Ben was impressed by other similarities with Turing. Quite apart from both being conceived in India, they shared an inability to be remotely motivated by something that didn't interest them. Sports, for a start, though Turing was a naturally much more athletic individual. Ben, being the size of a 16-year-old at the age of 13, was irritated that it was naturally assumed he would be as good as a 16-year-old when it came to rugby. At no point, even once in the 10 years of Ben's private education, did someone sit down with him and explain why it was desirable to be good at sport; how he might have a future in sport; in what ways a sporting ability could be cultivated. Instead, Ben's sporting ability was taken for granted, and he did what he always does when taken for granted he went in completely the opposite direction. To this day, Ben remains in near-complete ignorance of the sporting world. Unless it's seriously intrusive upon normal TV viewing schedules, for example Wimbledon or the Olympics, he generally doesn't even know that some great event or other is happening. Nor is he in the least bit interested when he finds out. Neither Turing nor Ben were rebels, they just went their own ways. Turing left the arty side of the establishment cold and wowed the maths and sciences; Ben did exactly the opposite (but possibly without the actual wowing). Turing's housemaster is quoted in Hodges' biography as saying he doubtless had his own furrow to plough. Ben's housemaster said exactly the same thing.
At the age of 16, at the end of a preliminary weekend at RAF Biggin Hill, he was told he was too tall to fly fighters: his knees would be knocked off if he had to eject. The hay fever would have made it out of the question anyway. For no good reason, other than that they wear uniform, they aren't the Salvation Army and he doesn't get seasick easily, he therefore tried for the Merchant Navy. A medical examination here led to the memorable exchange:
Examiner: "which direction is that ship going?" Ben thus learnt that he was short-sighted and this, coupled with various other setbacks such as the fact that he really should have registered a couple of years earlier and stuck to more scientific A-level subjects than English, Economics and History, told him that the Merchant Navy wasn't for him either. He received this news gratefully and with a quite unnecessary bloody-mindedness the conviction that he should go into something resembling the forces was after all in his own mind and no one else's decided that from now on he would plump for the future he wanted. Other significant things to happen to Ben at Sherborne: got religion; first tentatively put pen to paper for the purposes of writing fiction (a thriller, not SF); learned to appreciate classical music. 1983 saw the return of Brigadier Lethbridge-Stewart to Dr Who, Ben's 18th birthday and the re-election of Margaret Thatcher, the first General Election in which Ben voted. It also marked Ben's last year at school. By this point in his life Ben was not unaware that public school might not be the best possible preparation for life in the real world and so he took a year out to see what real life had to offer.
Man plus
Other than that, the most remarkable thing in the university experience of this Phil/Pol student is the number of Computer Scientists he knew. Mixing with their disreputable company gave him a computer literacy beyond his years, which not only gave him a useful background to the stories he went on to write but indirectly led to him working years later for a publisher specialising in information technology. It also made him confident enough to buy a word processor for his 21st birthday, and his writing took off. Other than that, Warwick was the thoroughly enjoyable three year intensive course in living in poverty, falling in and out of love and generally growing up that every degree course should be. It was here that the real world began to collide with Ben's frothy-mouthed, glowing eyed evangelism, the two coming to blows in the supporting environment of the Student Christian Movement (a.k.a. Slightly Christian Marxists) and leading to the synthesis of Ben's present religious convictions: a comforting middle ground guaranteed to annoy lukewarm wishy-washy liberals and proselytising evangelical zealots alike.
The employee He found his niche in book production, simply because this was all done on computer and Ben was the most computer literate of the staff, though he says so himself. An unfortunate incident when he should have made backups but didn't, and the computer was stolen and several months' worth of database records were lost, has served to make him almost obsessive about taking backups ever since. Glitches like this aside, he spent four years in the company in which he thoroughly enjoyed his work but thoroughly loathed London on a daily basis. When the loathing finally outweighed the enjoyment he sought work in more rural climes. Learned Information was an Oxford-based company that organises conferences and publishes journals and things, all in the general realm of IT. Ben does not want to court the possibility of legal action by suggesting that the then Managing Editor was an anal control freak with a pathological inability to delegate and a compulsion to make corrections at every stage of the production process, up to and including bromides: let us just stick to the concrete facts, which are that every one of the company's journals was at least one issue behind schedule (the most memorable was 18 months behind when Ben finally got hold of it and he literally had to blow cobwebs off the pile of manuscripts). Ben sold himself on his then largely theoretical, self-taught editorial skills and got the job as the company's first full-time copy editor. More by default than by careful career planning he rose to be Managing Editor of the journals when it became evident to the powers that be that there needed to be someone in the office to give them love and attention. Ben started work at Learned Information in November 1991, then moved on to Isis Medical Media in 1998. His Learned Information colleagues gave him an excellent leaving card which he will treasure always. After a six year break, Ben had to re-learn the art he had learnt with Jessica Kingsley of not giggling at his employer's book titles. He was only glad that New Perspectives in Prostate Cancer had already gone to press when he joined: one of the first projects he had to work on was the Textbook of Male Erectile Dysfunction, a worthy tome with lots of pictures that should certainly help cure the problem in those who have it and probably induce it in those who don't. Then there was the book on Vaginal Hysterectomy whose editor asked if the cover could have a millennial theme; Ben wasn't quite sure what the man wanted two thousand pictures of, and didn't want to ask.
The employer
Meanwhile ... He likes cats, good food, an occasional trip to the cinema and not being broke. He loathes stereotypes, junk e-mail, boy and girl bands, TV sport – most especially TV sport that interrupts usual programming – and reality TV. He is English and as quietly proud of the fact as you would expect of the descendant of a Danish mercenary who fought for a bunch of Norsemen living in northern France. |